Okay! So I have mixed feelings on this submission! I actually like this! So don’t get that twisted! I just think Kylie is the most boring pick for australia!! However, you didn’t send some well known hit single… I mean, I’m not that familiar with Kylie’s discography but I’ve literally never heard of this! I wouldn’t have minded if you sent get outta my way but yasss! I think this is really gorg but it’s just a boring artist pick… i do think the song is good enough for me to overlook that though so yeah! Idk… hugs
YASSSSSSS now this is a hit!!!!!! I mean, I guess it’s a predictable pick but I forgot miss Holly Valance is australian so like… yeah… but I love this bop soy much! She truly invented music with this… yeah. I also think she’s the best actress ever… like have you seen her in doa: dead or alive (2006)??? She slayed everyone ! well not jaime pressly <3 because tina’s the best doa character but anyways… in conclusion, yassss! Bopppp! Hit!!! Serve!!! Love it!!!
Now, I can’t lie. When I saw you sent Troye Sivan I knew you were a goner. I was sad but also yasssing because this made my decision easier! And then I listened to the song… and I was moved I fear…. I’ve never been a troye sivan girlie… i think his music is too teen drama soundtrack baity like we get it!!!! You want sad gay teens to relate to you!!! But I'm not gonna fall for it!!!! (except when strawberries and cigarettes comes on… now that’s a BOP!) but anyways, I surprisingly liked this? And the more I listen to it the more I like it… oar naur… I do think it kinda got outshined by some other hits this week but yeah! Kinda your best submission thus far methinks… !
Yeah another predictable pick etc etc but YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS i love this song sm it’s a classic and it’s so summing up about how i feel about this hot mentally ill guy i met when i fell off the face of the earth for like 4 days last month… like you don’t understand… he’s so hot… he’s in a band, he drinks black coffee, he plays like 678908789 instruments, has painted nails and he smokes cigarettes! Which is like a bad thing I guess but I like to think he does it in an Emma roberts ahs girlboss villain kinda way and not like a white trash kinda way… you know what I mean? Yeah anyways he also has really cool hair!! And I’m like so obsessed with him it’s embarrassing because I already know he has forgotten about me but anyways he lives like 16 minutes away and I so desperately need the job at the library there but no one in my family is willing to drive me there!!!! They go on and on about how they want me to be happy and yet they won’t do anything for me??? Yeah now I could go on and on about this guy but I should probably go back to the song…. Anyways, my first night away he did a handstand and got a boner it was so… yeah… I'm in love with him, I fear…. And he was so nice too like he would constantly ask me if I was okay… so of couse my low self esteem ass fell for him but could you blame me??? Anyways this one girl accused us of flitrting and he didn’t deny it!!!!!!! He probably didn’t hear her but still!!!!!!!!! That girl also asked me if anyone has ever called me the f slur and she literally said it while asking me dgjdhgfygfygffg but anyways and I'm also like pretty sure I was only the person he said bye to when he was leaving ugh…. He also asked me if he had sucked more dick than me! Yeah he was entertaining! ANYWAYS, I've listened to this like 5678908765 times writing this whole ass essay about some guy I’m never gonna see again… I need to seek help.
Anyways, here's a tl;dr - good song. Made me think of hot mentally ill guy. 10/10. Yas.
Loves Hatchie! I’ve only to like 3 songs by them but still! I’ve never heard this before but it bops a lot! So gorg so fall… yasssss <3 I need to re-enter my indie rock phase yassssssssss
LMFAOOO this is so trashy and camp… I like it alot!!! It drags a bit but it also serves yassss it’s so fun! It’s a bit messy but yeah! Fun! Idk I’m sorry ! you highkey should’ve sent gonna be on top by tiaan williams
YASSSSS kylie’s lesser sister! But all jokes aside, this is so good… a classic!!! AND IIIIIII BEGIN TO WONDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah… I really like this! A total classic and I’m glad someone sent it! Yassss!
Now… I’ve been crying and throwing up over these results so let’s jump right into them…
The WINNER(S) of this round is…
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. #INSANITY AND #LUKESAUR! Congratulations! You both will be getting a first class trip to our next location teehee you’ll also receive an advantage or two teehee
The HIGH placement(s) for this round is…
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. #SOMEBODYAWESOME AND #MATHBOY9! Congratulations!
#MrBird, your song was GOOD! It was just outshined…
#PennyTrationStan, your song had lots of personality and was really fun! Just a bit messy…
So who stays?
The person who’s staying is…
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. #MRBIRD! And I’m so sorry I literally praise your song but you still end up in the btm2 you deserve sm better </3
Penny! Hugs I thought you would go out sooner because I thought you were trolling but then you ended up slaying yasss and i know you’re gonna call me the f slur over this but hugs <3
Turkey’s Song Contest: World Tour ~ Round 6 Results ~ Australia