When something bad happens in people's lives, they tend to do unpredictable but harmless things, such as eating a pint of ice cream or playing an exorbitant amount of video games.
You channeled whatever hatred that you possessed towards mankind into one singular game. Seemingly the simplest piece of shit you'll ever lay your eye on, you literally tap to make a bird fly through pipes.
But of course it isn't that simple. You become invested, inexpicably addicted to this game. Every time you get a high score, your adrenaline is pumping. AND EVERY TIME YOU GET TO A HIGH NUMBER OF PIPES CLEARED, AND YOU DIE ON SOME STUPID SHIT, YOU'RE ABOUT READY TO FUCKING KILL THE ALREADY DEAD BIRD.
Why have you brought hell upon Earth? What demonic mastermind inspired you?
