Faux as Cardi B

Where would you take me on our first date?
Ewww...Would take you somewhere expensive and pull up in my mansion. I’m wearing my bloody shoes and making bloody moves....LETS JUST BE HONEST IM HORNY EAT MY PUSSY

What's your dating dealbreaker?

YOU Know I just don’t like doing it in the butt because I do kegels no butt plugs.

Describe yourself in bed with only one word.
WAP WAP WAP....I SAID CERTIFIED FREAK. 7 DAYS A WEEK.

Competing For Love Tonight is the....still alive? Wait how I thought her expiry date was 2015? It's medical funding vaccum Adalia Rose

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Where would you take me on our first date?

I would take you out on a date to my barn. All the donations people gave us got us out of the city and to the farm where I wear all my raggedy horse tail wigs. That is if I am out of the hospital when you are free. If not we can hook up in ward 13D

What's your dating dealbreaker?

A fear of needles. I am prodded and poked every day in the hospital. I have more track marks than Demi Lovato at the Indy 500

Describe yourself in bed with only one word.

Illegal....I may have the pussy of a 80 year old goat but I am still 13.

Lorena Bobbitt

Where would you take me on our first date?

A bris.

What's your dating dealbreaker?

When a guy is already castrated :(

Describe yourself in bed with only one word.

✂️🍆

Taylor Swift: https://imgur.com/gallery/9O8L3dK

Where would you take me on our first date?

Oh that's easy! We would go to a castle and imagine our wedding and our lives together forever!!!

What's your dating dealbreaker?

Well um...if you were ever to even think about leaving me i would *demon voice* WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOU AND RUIN YOUR LIFE AND MAKE YOU REGRET EVER MEETING ME....oh hehehe that was weird..

Describe yourself in bed with only one word.

Obsessive *crazy giggling*

Donald Trump

Where would you take me on our first date?
I would take you ... obviously not to china but in my backyard in the White House where we can see where my wife Ivanka is trapped in her little chamber, we can feed her and if she's good we can even pet her

What's your dating dealbreaker?
Ohh I just hate people that have TikToks you know ... and CHINESE!! And now imagine a Chinese with a TikTok account ?! uhmmmm ... DEAL-BREAKER

Describe yourself in bed with only one word.
Orange juice. Is that one word ? What do I know ...

Mis Take Lewk: https://imgur.com/a/mQD0MdH

Megan Thee Stallion: https://imgur.com/a/mXAJtFO

Where would you take me on our first date?

I would take you to my home town in Houston Texas and we can NOT joke about my shooting, thank you.

What's your dating dealbreaker?
For me you gotta be a straight up savage. Which is still my song by the way! Beyoncé wasn’t even that good to work with to be honest like no one I’ve worked with has outshined me. *glares at Cardi B*

Describe yourself in bed with only one word.

Legendary. Did you know I’m an uneducated judge on HBO’s show, Legendary, go watch!

Katya Zamolodchikova

Where would you take me on our first date?

A: I would take you to my sex dungeon and show you a good time

What's your dating dealbreaker?
A:  he has to be alive and a working cock

Describe yourself in bed with only one word.
A: Messy

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/7IR9oVy

Anne of green gables.

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Where would you take me on our first date?

Hmmm good question, I love Tayvie, and I know her too good to know the perfect place to kiss her in those soft lips it's my basement in green gables, while the corpse Gilbert Blythe is looking us, probably Tayvie wants to help me skinning that faggot's body.

What's your dating dealbreaker?

When people does not know what Green Gables, I mean the hoe I am today, it's for green gables. I love that fucking town

Describe yourself in bed with only one word.

Masturbation

Look:

prays I’ll finish in time had such a busy day

the deadline was yesterday so who cares if you were busy today romeo

why r u attacking me

Cause you're gay

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renny martyn bb10

Where would you take me on our first date?
lucha underground so we can spit on jessie godderz together!

What's your dating dealbreaker?
socks and sandals enabler, YOU BETTER NOT!

Describe yourself in bed with only one word.
INNAPROPIATE!