In western Hull he was born and raised,
In the restaurant is where he spent most of his days,
Chillin out maxin relaxin' with pie
And-a eatin some meatballs outside on the sly
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good.
Tried to steal his grub and put him in a mood.
He got in one little fight and then he got floored,
And he bought more chips than he could afford!
 
- Leo Jakobsen
   
Jacub Bellby (more commonly known as Jake Bielby) is a socialite from Hull, United Kingdom. He was brought up in a lonely village and spent much of his time Doing Marley. He is known for his catchphrases "Well, what can I say?", "I'm a fucking ninja xD", and "I'll be the one, to turn you on xD".
   
One day, however, you're taking a bath.. and here comes Jacub Bellby running towards you! He makes a splash! All of a sudden, you are stuck in a tub with Jake Bielby. What will YOU do to survive?