I’m here to introduce a sci fi movie that’ll invade your computer libraries when you pirate it online... you cheap motherfucker.
http://www.imgur.com/rPiaAKu.png Main Character:
http://www.imgur.com/nCCti9X.png Zamma Zaddy was always known and teased for her wild and big hair. It was a distraction, it was a hassle to keep up with, and ALL the magazines said long, blonde hair is the only thing that matters in this world. That is, until one fateful day.
Antagonist:
http://www.imgur.com/tG5cMVd.png “Hair today, gone tomorrow!” the evil Butch Queen cackles. She’s come to the Earth, jealous of all the length, shine, and volume human beings have on their heads. With the help of her royal armada, she turns all the long hair of the world into buzzcuts and bowlcuts. The masses were horrified! The bald people didn’t care.
As humanity dissolves and hair sheds, Zamma realizes that she is the protagonist of this story, defeating a horde of goons who were after her cauliflower locks. But can she save the world, the people, or her edges? Or will the Butch Queen turn the world into an Oblivion Rockefeller wet dream? Find out, watch ZAMMA ZADDY. Starring Pamma Granite as BOTH main characters.
ZAMMA ZADDY, COMING TO THEATERS IN THE FAR AWAY FUTURE.
Runway Look:
http://www.imgur.com/aw2jwRj.png
I decided to go for the futuristic thing to fit my movie because I’m one of ***those*** actresses. And like the magazines said, long, blonde hair is the only thing that matters.