hello to all those relatives *looks around the room for crack whores and sees none* and friends *surveys the room once more to find noone else in the church excep the vicor*

i'd like to start by thanking the church for letting us have paris' funeral here in a religious place even though she may not have led the holy life. yes her crack addiction and subsequent selling of her children to fund the habit might not exactly be a parable quite as meaningful as the parable of the good stranger but im sure alot of people could learn from her ways. she managed to bring twelve children into this world (most through prostetution) and she lived to a healthy age of 30, a truely inspirational tale

farewell paris we shall always remember that time you sold a tell all book on katie price or ur deep and meaningful relationship with zachup