http://imgur.com/a/wwB23
Princess KKKlementine is the patron saint of the bourgeoisie. The Beautiful Blue is ontop of her dress and as it transitions downwards it turns pink/red showcasing how the proletariat is always on the bottom and walked upon.

Many upper-class elites light candles and pray to keep the poor people uneducated and unavailable to move up in society. Which she delivers with fire and brimstone

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I am the patron saint of CANCER, the buttons are metastasizing all ova my body. Please pick me to win the money I need healthcare.

http://image.prntscr.com/image/b0b59a5692bf4e1d8dadcf823fa99c47.png

http://imgur.com/a/CND06

3 leg SIN clair is the patron saint of arachnophilia.  god is a spider and jesus is a lying, shit-flinging primate.  ALL HAIL SPIDERS

Tayvie: Next up, Kimourah!

http://imgur.com/a/a2LRy

*Kimourah struts down, in a masc/fem way*

Kimourah CF: I am taking a risk this week. I based my look off of Anthony of Padua, an actual saint. One of his main activities was such helping lost women look for a husband and I decided today, I am going to risk it and be the husband. I am giving less boob and I am cinched for my life. I hope Tayvie appreciates my risk this time.

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Melonia Lump, patron of the watermelon. She also sub-patronizes forced marriage and therefore cantaloupe. Don't try it, honeydew!

http://prntscr.com/e240oq

hohoho, who wouldn't go
up on the housetop click click click
hurry home st. nick so I can get that dik

o fuck I thought we were supposed to pay homage to saints

http://imgur.com/a/GgvXI

CF: Serving up some Saint Fiacre: Patron Saint of People with STDs realness

https://i.gyazo.com/38423ff011f4a500e9cebf4b5a92feb8.png

CF: idk what the hell half of these girls are doing, but mine is the patron saint of the White Fen, the place where animals truly go when they parish. she can tell between good and bad boys.

SERVING UP SOME PATRON SAINT THE ANIMAL KINGDOM OF REALNESS
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