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Divas title #1 contender (um... lets say Mickie James won the title in a dark match)
Natalya vs AJ Lee
Natalya launches a tactical fart at AJ but misses and AJ gets the win with a roll up in true diva spirit
IC Title #1 contender
Kizarny vs Tyson Kidd
Kizarny starts juggling balls in the centre of the ring and Kidd kicks them into his face and brakes his neck and injures him, Kidd wins
Tag Titles #1 contender
Team Hell No vs London and Kendrick
Kane doesn't want to fight and Bryan doesn't show up so he tries to hug it out but gets obliterated, London and Kendrick win
Bryan vs Lesnar vs CM Punk WWE title #1 contender
Tis a close match and there isn't an obvious winner late in the match but out of nowhere Lesnar hits the F5 on CM Punk sending him out of the ring! Bryan uses this distraction to lock in the No Lock on Lesnar, who doesn't tap but he is unable to brake and and passes out leaving Bryan the winner