*gets ice cream*

-the closet is now only filled with slop-

Damn it i hate my life :(

UGH NO MORE COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM :(

Right!!!!!

*finds stash of hidden cookie dough ice cream*

lol

can you share some of that ice cream Sam. Please

*gives it to unicorn, jojo, and james*

*finds Sam standing in the closet*

Queen Josh: I think it's time for you to come out of the closet Sam...

Sam: Who are you?

Queen Josh: Im the Queen duh.

*reaches behind my back and brings out a chicken breast and slaps  Sam across the face*

*giggles and runs off*

Sam: Ewww

*locks door*

Sorry, I just couldn't resist. There goes your food for the next week

But I've provided you with something EVEN BETTER than slop!

BLOCKS!

Savor the rich taste of slop, all in a convienent block form! Of course, you'll need to cook it for an hour or so before it's edible.  And I really can't let you enjoy these treats for too long, so only 1 block per meal per person per day. Enjoy!

Hey Houseguets I did you a favor and cut off that nasty electricty. Now you have to use candlelight to see!~