The secret is out!
Eau Rin is in!
It's a scientific fact that urine is the secret to a flawless complexion.
And for only 9 small payments of $99.99 -- you too can smell like you just took a golden shower!
http://i.imgur.com/sFeQupO.png Eau Rin utilizes the urine from female cattle to ensure that your man will be attracted to the pheromones it releases. No more asking if your dress makes you look fat - he'll never be able to keep his hands off of you!
Don't believe us? Maybe these reviews will convince you:
Rihanna ?@rihanna May 5
I always spray myself with Eau Rin right before I perform. Blown away by the results every time.
BEYONCÉ ?@Beyonce Apr 23
Eau Rin fixed my marriage. There's no way Becky with the good hair can compete with my scent!
Taylor Swift ?@taylorswift13 Apr 26
Sometimes, I like to take a sip of Eau Rin before I use it. It just smells so darn good!
Naturally beautiful results.
Runway:
http://i.imgur.com/qBxnp5m.png