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With another bun in the oven, it's me Kourtney Kardashian, and tonight on Keeping up with the, oh wait I mean sssschratch game I finally come out of my sister's shadow.
1) Cher is going to star in a new soap opera and it's going to be called "The Old and __
I wrote down, The Old and the Kardashians, because everything with my last name on it, is pretty much the best thing on Earth.
2) Stupid Sylvester was thrown out of the department store when they caught him ____
They caught him being so rude the mannequins, I don't tolerate rude, and I don't think stores would either, sorry. Not sorry.
3) On the airplane, Suspicious Stephanie said to Jessica, "I don't have much confidence in this airline. I just saw the pilot and he had a _____
The pilot had a whole bunch of negativity in his aura, which really is just really toxssic to be around.
4) Pathetic Phil said, "Judy wouldn't even go near my water bed until I
I wrote down, gave her an engagement ring, because take it from me, if you don't get it then, you won't ever get it honey.
5) “Madame Lazonga is a discount fortune teller — instead of using a crystal ball, she gazes into_____
I would defintely have to say, she gazez into dragon herb pills, because they are as clear as a crystal ball, and they also are super healthy and hollistic, I'm kinda bout that life.
6) Goofy Gordana is so goofy, that instead of breaking the ice she____
breaks the ratings like my show does every Sunday at 9.