Why do you want to be a judge?: Besides the fact you asked me to join the group, I don't often get to critique things, plus otherwise I won't be able to join in this since I can't make designs due to being on a PS3 and not having laptop/computer access.
Do you promise to judge fairly and unbiased?: Yes. I always try to judge fairly while giving good feedback to help the designer get better.
Would you prefer to be a full-time judge or a guest judge for a couple episodes?: Whichever you need, prefer the idea of full-time but if you need to make cuts for full-time judges can be guest judge as needed.
Do you promise to help spam that weeks winning design into auctions every week?: Yep. I don't always comment, but I do always plus spam. And I know a few people I can spam occasionally to help spam designs, though I do a lot of other things thus don't have that much time to spam.
I'll mail you if you're chosen to be a judge!