Aliya Neptune Runway:
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I am giving you, Queen of Alien realness!!
Hello you sexy crowd!!!! It's your girl Aliya Neptune, I come from the planet Neptune except on Friday nights I like to come to Uranus. So let me tell ya'll about these ratchet ass girls i have to deal with in this ratchet ass competition.
Rehab- Dear ol Rehab, You remind me so much of Lindsey Lohan....You keep getting chances to show you deserve to be here but ya keep fuckin up girl......Such a sad individual for All-Stars.
Diane De Drame- I got 3 words for you, Ditch Da Drapes. You comin out looking like you just cut up some of yo hotel cutains and called it Gucci. Your shit is tacky, your shit is weak, your shit aint got shit on me.
Giraffez Doris Buckel- I'm sorry but this is Tayvie's DRAG RACE. Not the Miss Pot-Bellied Pig Pageant. If I wanted to see you wobble around on a stage I'd go to the fuckin state fair. If only I had a cheeseburger for evertime you come out looking like Welfare Realness i'd be as Plump as you.
Potato Faminé- I've always been offended by your name but what offends me most is that tayvie considers you an All-Star when really you were like the Potato Famine, horrible & killed the ratings by a million when you were announced in the cast.
Odyssey Snatched- Girl, Tayvie gave you a second chance and I have yet to see Odyssey Snatched I've only been seeing Odyssey Struggles. Get it together, Don't be Anne Frank'ing your looks. We know you got some good stuff, put it out there already damn, getting you to win a challenge is like getting Giraffez to not cause a fucking earthquake upon the stage.
Cilantro- Sorry but I honestly forgot you were in this competition. Why are you even here? Even Giraffez...GIRAFFEZ is doing better then you. Might as well quit before you embarrass yourself even more.......such a sad individual....I'll be praying for you tonight. Ay dios mio, God help this sad hoe.
Miss Chievous- Oh!!! my good friend from Season 2, Your seconds time is like a Bad Sequel, Still you but not as close as good as the first one. Honey, did your wardrobe get lost in the Bermuda Triangle cuz I have yet to see any of them. I still love you though & will give you a shoutout when I'm in the finals & you're cheering me on in the crowd ;)
Tayvie- Your critiques are more rigged then Grodner is with Big Brother. You got on my ass & said it was lazy of me when I had caution tape on my boobs & had a story behind it but praise Rim Hijab season 2 when she just held Watermelons to her boobs. I swear you suck individuals asses like it's an ice cream cone.