http://i.imgur.com/x80NA1z.png Pouffiasse - Slutty like you
This is a perfume towards the slutty girls, you put this perfume on and everyone that smells it will say: "Bitch's here" and you better take it as a fucking compliment
It's made with Semen, Nun's Tears and Blue Flowers.
F.A.Q
Q: Why the name "Pouffiasse"
A: Cause it means bitch in french, french makes everything gorgeous (even our reality)
Q: Why should I buy it?
A: Do you want to be socialluty awesome? K, of course you do! Buy this, use it and let the inner Pouffie take over.
Q: Are there any side effects?
A: The night after, dahling, the night after...
Q: Why is it towards the slut?
A: *reality slap* Henny, check Instagram, Facebook, all that shit... girls are slutty and they wanna be with slutty girls aswell, so if you smell that semen, nun tears and blue flowers, you join the other slutty bitch and take over the world (with Pouffiasse)
Q: Sounds great, where do I get it?
A: Pre-order now for £ 4,00, the limited edition is £ 10,00 and it includes a black/blue striped vibrator!, it will be availabe 6th of september (6/9)
CUM to our slutty world, dahling, cum...
Q: Am tired of being slut
A: No you ain't
Q: K
A: K