Tayvie: Are next celebrity is a true icon and trailblazer, don't bat an eye on here because she couldn't see it, it's Helen Keller!
Look:
http://imgur.com/a/QiDBq
Tayvie: Helen, how are you today?
Helen: hsjendocksodkcjen didiejenahsuu laodjdne jalaofnenshchks
Tayvie: thank you for sharing!
Helen: yaosndhudje wdocosmdm
How many _____ did it take you to become famous?
Helen: sjehtsjwvsuiwbskiahwj (laughs)
Tayvie: what did she try to say?
Distant help: I can explain!
Tayvie: Oh, ladies and gentlemen it's Helen's Care keeper, Anne Sullivan!
Anne: Tayvie, Helen is a real son of a bitch. I'm so ready to finally let loose and have some fun!
Anne (look):
https://m.imgur.com/a/3NOgq Tayvie's Drag Race is sooooo cheap, it reuses _______.
Anne: Well, being with Helen for so many years, there is one thing I have to do everything. So observing your queer show I notice that you all reuse something, bad talent. Yeah some of you can throw on a wig and a dress and prance and do the jitterbug but I have to take care of a full grown ass woman. And a smelly one at that, she shits herself once a day and I have to clean it up!
The first thing I bought with my fortune was _______.
Anne: A good massage. I had to relax from all the stress of work! I mean you would if you had to deal with someone's shit every day. Its something you may not get Tayvie. How did you get your name anyway? It's like your parents couldn't decide between Taylor and Stevie. Are you a hermaphrodite? It'd make sense, I'm kinda scared, we don't get them at all in Alabama.
The worst thing I did during a sexy encounter was _______.
Well one night I decided to bring a man home. I was excited and we wanted to do some whoopie in my bed. And while we were doing it, Helen comes barging into the room! I was so embarrassed she started crying for help and she was trying to touch my face but instead was touching my breasts and my vag. So embarrassed. Then my man screamed and you know what happened? Helen shit herself, it was a nightmare!