Poor Tanner. No one wants to be a flop bitch.

Tanner did jack shit this entire game, rarely attending comps and being one of those who seemed to not give a fuck about the game, and when he tried to make a "big move go against the bullies yayayayaya" he lost and now he's being a bitter crybaby.

Tanner decided to be social and approach me for the first time in the game on DAY 12 - because you are never too late, y'all! He approached me with his plan (or according to him, "someone"'s plan) to backdoor Anthony.

But how did he try do this? By telling myself, and apparently various others that Zion was asking to be evicted.

[18/08/2015 20:34:03] Tanner (Blatastic): but have u caught wind of whats going on
[18/08/2015 20:34:15] Tanner (Blatastic): omg lol okay so wantedto talk bout eviction, not a  lot of time cause like its gonna close here soon
[18/08/2015 20:34:54] Evan / Lyon: umm not really, I've been told zion is coming after me so I voted him out
[18/08/2015 20:35:17] Tanner (Blatastic): it was leaked
[18/08/2015 20:35:21] Tanner (Blatastic): Zion wants to be evicted
[18/08/2015 20:35:24] Evan / Lyon: lmao
[18/08/2015 20:35:31] Tanner (Blatastic): he is leaving for like 2 weeks
[18/08/2015 20:35:36] Tanner (Blatastic): and is prob gonna be expelled for being inactive for 2 weeks
[18/08/2015 20:35:44] Tanner (Blatastic): its kinda of like his way of getting the last laugh
[18/08/2015 20:35:54] Tanner (Blatastic): cause we will have waisted it
[18/08/2015 20:36:07] Tanner (Blatastic): so everyone has flipped and is going after Anthony
[18/08/2015 20:36:18] Tanner (Blatastic): in hopes of getting 2 birds with 1 stone
[18/08/2015 20:36:26] Evan / Lyon: wow
[18/08/2015 20:36:40] Tanner (Blatastic): yay shit has happened XD
[18/08/2015 20:37:04] Evan / Lyon: who started the discussion of flipping?
[18/08/2015 20:38:11] Tanner (Blatastic): ya*
[18/08/2015 20:38:12] Tanner (Blatastic): not yay
[18/08/2015 20:38:14] Tanner (Blatastic): no one knows, but no one wants to piss these people off it was like within 20 minutes they had 4 votes
[18/08/2015 20:38:15] Tanner (Blatastic): so everyone is voting to keep Zion cause they don't wanna be the odd man out

Not the same Zion who was pleading everyone to STAY literally six hours earlier? cool story bro.

And then he tries throwing Mike under the bus via such an obvious, blatant lie.

[18/08/2015 20:51:55] Evan / Lyon: do you even have the votes?
[18/08/2015 20:51:59] Evan / Lyon: i mean, you need five
[18/08/2015 20:52:15] Tanner (Blatastic): I was the 6th vote appeanrtly
[18/08/2015 20:52:26] Evan / Lyon: wait, who brought it up?
[18/08/2015 20:52:50] Tanner (Blatastic): Mike brought it up to me and was basically like "yeah so 5 people voting to evict Anthony so u better"
[18/08/2015 20:52:56] Tanner (Blatastic): and I was like op
[18/08/2015 20:52:56] Tanner (Blatastic): ok

And then, an absolute cracker of a plea:

[18/08/2015 21:09:49] Tanner (Blatastic): I'm not trying to like preassure u into voting or anything like vote who u want but I sent in my vote change like 30 minutes ago

Sure. Jan.

And with all of this pathetic "exposing", making us all CLEARLY shit our pants in worry (yawn), it's clear to see that Tanner is wasting his time and acting like a 5 year old with his temper tantrum. (clap)

So for you Tanner, I give you the nickname CUNT, because well, you are one! Have fun with 11th hun ;)