Hello Everyone, I am your crac-... I mean uhh WIG SELLER, Lee, Lohan!
*Wipes under my nose, showing speckles of white under it.
I am here today, to give you guys and gals, the best NEW Crac- ... umm i mean WIG, in TOWN!
-Arent you tired, of going going places knowing your wig is SYNTHETIC, and very fall-out-able?
*shows pieces of my old wig fallling apart*
Drained out, that when your having sex and getting F**** from the back worrying if your wig is going to fly to the wall?
*Shows me doing fake sex with one of the pit crews*
*cuts to scene with me doing crack*
HEY HEY THIS ISNT APART OF THE COMMERCIAL GET OUT....
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Well im here today to stop you, from being the next donald trump ... No like foreal..
*shows his pic*
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AND HERE IT IS .. the new and approved WICKED WIG!
*fake producers stop me ..
Producers: Uhh miss Lee, what is that white stuff?
Hahaha, oh uhhh .. baby powder.. to keep my ... uhh kitty clean and uh .. dried!
i swear ...
*wipes it off the paper.
WITH THIS NEW AND APPROVED WICKED WIG,
YOU CAN SLAY, GET WILD, STAY OUT ALL NIGHT, NOT SWEAT, DO DRUGS... wait huh?!
YEAH ITS THE BEST WIG FOR YOU ...
*little voices in the back finish the description..
Limited time only, anything you may or may not seen in this video may contain drugs, other substances which may not be done at home, stay safe and only buy this wig under circumstances.
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*Runway
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