Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Always be yourself because who mind dont matter and the people who matter dont mind . A boy and his girlfriend are on a motor bike .......
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not - please slow down
Guy: Ok but tell me you love me
Girl: I love you
Guy: and give me a big hug
*Girl hugs Guy*
Guy : And can you take this helmet and wear it for me - its bugging me.
In the paper the next day:
Two eighteen year old students were involved in a motorcycle accident last night . The truth was the boy realised the breaks had failed so he asked his girlfriend to tell him she loved him and hug him one last time , and then asked her to put his crash helmet on realising he would be the one to die xxxxx
