1. Get rid of Survivor Merger Streaks in HoF. No one gives a fuck about it anymore as it is not that special.
2. Ads can only be purchased to call out someone that you want to log off and go get some fresh air. Example: Arris stop being a boring twink, go outside and get some air.
3. I would make this site 18+. No 14-year-old needs to be on this site hunting for keys. You should be doing your schoolwork!
4. We would have yearly elections for a Tengaged president. This president would be the person in charge of allocating funds for special Tengaged Games. This person would be paid $200 Ts a month for 12 months until the next election.
5. I would get rid of Stars photos in Polls. This way bottoms like joneduardo and Farmanu would not be able to win with the same "could be fake" shirtless photos.
6. Ban anyone who takes time on this blog to tell me that half these ideas are shit when it is clearly a satire blog. Zachbbs
7. Ban anyone who takes the time to comment on a satirical comment on an obviously satirical blog. Followed by a trial at the Hague and a subsequent public early 1900's style french guillotine execution.
And here are my suggestions (despite your "satire" you have created an opportunity:
1) don't tell BlueStar about proposal #1
4) Tengaged president...a corrupt position by default...who here would do that position justice? it's inviting another johneh or @biodork, but there's always room for one-upmanship
6) I agree with you here. Indiscriminate photos should not be strategy to determine Stars winners. If you offer me US dollars to vote for you, then I will. No questions asked. Mail me for a Venmo request!
