MY SPEECH:
Hi everybody, I wrote this from school during English class as we learn about the Declaration of Independence. Thomas Jefferson’s objective was to band dup a group of unherded birdies and get them to defeat the oppressive powers of King George III, the central hawk. My goal in these next few hours is exactly the same; to bring together the un-united and mutiny our leaders. These leaders, who are BioDork, coolndcomfy, xexplosive, Kaffreya, Abrogate, and VictorOxila created a tight-knit circle Day 1 on a large Skype chat, promising to keep each other till the end. They have voted with each other four days straight. How some of you cannot see this is completely blinding to me. Did any of you notice that every round when the six PM you, they usually do it five minutes within each other petitioning for the same strategy? That if you were to tell Person A that you were nominating Person B, Person B will be kissing your behind in the PM box five minutes later? I like to call these BFFs “Team Vacuum”, as their strategy is to suck us into their plans only to backstab us in the final 11, 10, 9, etc. One of the main antagonists from Team Vaccum is xexplosive, so I’d like to focus on him for a bit.
Do you not find it hypocritical that in a few Stars back, he was all against the controlling alliance, but now he sits pretty with his coalition of hypnotizers? You say that you only discussed nominations Day 1. Well try talking to Kaffreya, who preached to me that the best alliances are formed in the beginning of the game. And you say that you hate liars, yet what you told me was a humongous lie yourself. I’m not stupid, someone feeds me information every day, but then yells in public to conceal themselves. When you kept Kaffreya off the block, the chatroom jumped for joy. When the un-united banded for the first time to get up Bio and Damian, the alliance whimpered in the chatroom. I see everything! You know what this fail alliance tried doing to save themselves yesterday? They created a separate chat with all of themselves in it and invited a few people they thought they could sheep in, but they still have the original Skype chat always running and open with the core six. I know exactly who flipped, as well, and let me tell you: the biggest Stars mistake a newbies or anybody else could make is to save people they talk to regularly. I have talked to most of the people in the alliance more than anybody this entire game. They promised me loyalty, friendship, and honesty. And believe me, I talked to them A LOT. Yet I still see through their fakeness.
At least Jake had the guts to admit he’d keep Kaff safe above all, as Kaff said about Abro. My main point is, don’t be weak. Don’t be a sheep. I don’t care how nice and fake they act to you like they did to me, they will USE, ABUSE, and EVICT you. And the public hates sheep so don’t expect to become a flavor. Do not PM me for an alliance any time soon, I don’t want a big group of people to carry me because I know there is an opportunity for me to be a last wheel. However, you may PM me if you’d like comfort or questions or nomination ideas. If this plan foils, the rest of us are royally screwed. And honestly, if I go up, don’t be surprised if I become a popular flavor. Thank you for reading, and remember, let’s get out the premade and then work from there. If you trust me this one time, I guarantee you will place better than you were going to. AlohaLani is in the house, and you have just been exposed.
MY NOMINATIONS:
DAY 1- Kaffreya + coolndcomfy
DAY 2- BioDork + BBDamian
Day 3- xexplosive + VictorOxila
Comments
as soon as you go up im evicting you for nominating my boyfriend.
sorry.
sorry.