What place you'd get in Survivor out of 18 people.
Petunia - 18th, your tribe can't vote you out soon enough, you almost drown in the challenge, you assemble the puzzle wrong, and everyone blanks you until you're voted out
brandonpinzu - 18th, you're a total flop this season and the only airtime you get is the flight home
Steel - 18th, they see you as totally weak and humiliating laugh as you fumble with your torch on your way to Jeff
aiwfwyattroh - 18th, you come across as rude, lazy, obnoxious, arrogant, and they still vote you out because of your lack of physical prowess
ethan000 - med evac'd 17th, you sit out of the challenge and then still manage to pass out on the bench because you're such a bum
LexiVazquez - 18th, you just can't seem to get on with your tribe, and you think maybe it's because of them, but no, it's you.
cole91 - 18th, honestly, you just look like a dick and you can't overcome that disadvantage
bigben1996 - you don't even get 18th because you get replaced last minute for someone fair more entertaining
obscurity - 18th, in a unanimous 9-0 vote you're voted off the island when they trick you that you have to write your name down because you're voting on who to stay
pureessence - 17th, you're on a blood vs water season and your own mum votes you out for being a punk ass kid
Snap - 18th, your tribe does a vote immediately when you hit the island, and they vote you out, but then jeff allows you to switch tribes, but they also don't want you
baconbae - 17th, you did better than we could have ever expected
Millzipede - 18th, not only are you voted out first, you just being on the show causes a ratings drop of 20% and the series is soon cancelled
totaldramalover1234, 18th, the producer stands up and plays an idol on the person you're voting for just to make sure you go home
hints - 18th, you get purple rock'd out for 18th. And by that I mean someone smashes you over the head with a purple rock for being so obnoxious
somebodyawesome - 18th, you're about to play your idol but clumsy ole you drops it in the fire and then falls in after it like gollum
HipposUnite - 18th, it's time for the snakes to eat the rats... and then both of them to swallow you whole you flea ridden pre-merger
hwest14, - 18th, you dont do sad bad on the island but your family changed the locks while you were away
Zed55, - 1st, you fucking nail it, you just absolutely god damn kill it this season. Strategic, social, so many idol finds, you just physically and mentally annihilate the entire season and reinvent the game and Survivor is never the same again you fucking legend
coolnarwhal88 - 18th, you're so bad they edit out your episode and pretend the season starts with 17
