Monday is the day when everyone’s never in their best mood, hence they tend to snap at people, frown when they yap & yell when looked at.
Well at least I do.
Sometimes.
I guess I'm gonna change my mindset towards Monday since I just won my current casting game! I'm so excited and as happy as a noob can be.Well, i want to thank these people,you guys are so amazing!
and also
theresa_xxxxxx
GerryAtrickk
iluvda90s3D
JollyRancher
pepperdude
we've been playing together in http://www.tengaged.com/game/21477
so,if you mind please add me in your friend list so that we can be reciprocal friends.I added every player in my first game ever so that i'll remember you forever.
Hello, readers. As you can probably tell, I’m having a mild case of boredom & it seems like everything in sight bores me.
I’ve tried going back to sleep but failed miserably because bloody birds can’t stop chirping, I’ve tried reading Mom’s magazines & I now know the ingredients needed to cook fish head curry, & I even tried annoying my maid but she now knows how to ignore me which in turn resulted in me being annoyed. Isn’t life funny? Isn’t it just hilarious? Haha!
"People won’t get fat.
My family & I get to live forever, young & happy.
Football doesn’t exist.
Vampires exist.
And by that, I meant the Cullens.
Bella gets hit by a truck.
Channing Tatum lives next door.
Bella gets hit by a jet.
Money grows on trees"
We attended a talk about sex the other day & it was amazingballs. The end of the talk was a session for us students to ask questions so basically, the speaker will answer.
A lot of questions were of course sex related & were mostly asked by males & they’re hilarious (i'm one of 'em). One guy asked if it’s OK to do anal sex which was quite funny because I think half the people in the hall now thinks he’s either very kinky or very gay. Ha.
But the funniest question of the day came from this one Indian dude.
“Is fingering good or bad?”
I thought he was joking at first, but he didn’t seem to laugh & he sounded pretty grave. I think everyone’s gaze was fixated to his face but he did not sit back down or hide his face in embarrassment or anything because apparently, he was dead serious about the question.
“Pardon me?” the speaker asked.
“Is fingering good or bad?”
“Err… Fingering what?”
“Fingering the ass hole.”
Rudy : I want to go to Mia's party but I need a date!
Me : Well, Egi can always dress up as a girl & be your date.
Rudy : No, I want someone with a pussy.