#Dick:
Aww, little baby doesn't like her Big Brother Pic?
Well face it bitch, you're feeling the wrath of DICK.
I won Season 8. Its not that hard to forget!
Still washing that Ice Tea outta ya hair, I bet.
Boo Hoo, the baby Jen couldn't eat.
Until she choked down that apple, and her game was complete.
I wouldn't trust my kids with you for an hour!
Now go cry again hoe, the Donatos are in power.
#JenJ :
Donatos my ass, you perverted little creep!
Shhh, could you keep it down? I'm tryna get some sleep!
Those pots and pans won't help you out much longer!
Every time you bully me, I just come back stronger.
Don't talk to me about family, you didn't even try!
How's it like to have a daughter who wouldn't care if you died?
Her car, her school, and even her own clothes!
Keep on giving her money... doesn't her love show? ;)
#Dick:
My daughter's a legend, while you're still garbage!
Ya know, at first I thought you were retarded.
Oh yeah, I guess it's the little bitch's turn.
But remember one thing hun, you just got burned.
#JenJ :
Hoppity Hop Hop I go to my little chair
Oh wait, I just got saved? I don't really care.
Yo, I'm hot and you're not, there's your answer!
You wanna keep smoking those cigs, enjoy your cancer.
Who Won?
Who's Next?
You DECIDE!
(I personally thought Dick won, but oh well. Who should be next?)
#Amanda:
GLORIOUS! Elissa's precious kin!
Everything fake about her, 'cept the pimples on her chin.
You may have won 13, but let us not forget.
How your hubby send his nudes to some girl on the internet!
We don't want your gooey cookies, we dont want your lame "ideas"!
Just be quiet for a second to have your IV of Tequila.
McCranda is here to win and take all of that nice cash!
As I told your dear old sister... "sit down trash"
#Rachel:
Don't you have a meeting with a donut you need to eat?
Seriously, McCrae doesn't even have that much meat.
Youre a lunatic, a whacko, a girl who needs some meds.
And by the way, your family's at your house with the Feds.
Don't blame the racist stuff on Aaryn, that shit is too easy.
Watching YOU in tight clothes, makes MY stomach queezy.
Amanda Honey Dear, you are convinced that you're the best!
Well here is one piece of advice: Floaters grabs a lifevest!
#Amanda:
Don't tell me what to do, you aren't the boss of me!
You're making me madder than the day I got my vasectomy!
ALLLLL my targets walk out through that door!
I'll pull you by your extensions and kick you out once more... BITCH!
#Rachel:
My hair is normal, so pretty and nice and flat!
At least my boobs aren- oh wait you're fat.
My sister, Elissa would NEVER EVER let you stay.
But do you really have to be a bitch because youre gay?