I wasn't planning on telling you all this but anyways I couldn't resist.
We had assembly yesterday for our year (about 400 students in our year) and there's this woman who wears LOADS of make up and stilettos and tight leopard skin miniskirts. LOL, she works with learning support (people with disabilities) and dresses like that lmao. Anyways, she got up at the front to make a speech about something but she dropped a bit of paper, she turned round to pick it up and her tight leopard skin miniskirt RIPPED AND FELL DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR. SHE HAD FUCKIN THONGS ON.
awkward