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Beer

Beer's blog

  1. Omg throwback to this cringy friend pic I made of..
  2. This site feels so nostalgic right now
  3. Where did tanner and daniD go?
  4. Does?
  5. 220 days and im back bitches
  6. Big Boy Ballin'
  7. I wish my mom would stop asking me
  8. Why don't people call men handsome
  9. soooooo
  10. I'm saving enough T$ to buyout randomize
  11. When i dance alone in my room
  12. Me when a fellow noob negs my blog
  13. My avi + my color level
  14. plz and thx
  15. I finally learned to type proper over winter break
  16. I have my sexy santa suit on
  17. Oh my am I trending?
  18. It is christmas! Thus Happy NOOB DAY!
  19. I have 69 unread mails
  20. Lmao
  21. 175 days since i've been back lol
  22. Im back bitches! HAPPY ST. PATTY'S!
  23. booted from the beer society
  24. Get a Crobat
  25. Nothing would make me happier!
  26. Hello tengaged!
  27. Farewell friends, this is it for now
  28. Heading off to college in tomorrow!
  29. Ice bucket challenge
  30. Back to make bets
  31. Time to take a break from life
  32. Is madden ever coming back
  33. Omg this is so sad
  34. Skype has adverts on mobile now! D:
  35. Fasting top 3
  36. :'(
  37. WHEN I REACH 100 Blogs!
  38. Lord save my booty hole
  39. A stopped clock is right twice a day
  40. why wasnt I put into the collage

Cheers

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Posts 88 posts

Bitch I will falcon punch your pussy. Jun 13, 2014
"go fuck urself" Bitch. Again. I will falcon punch your pussy.
Points: 10 1 comments
Whenever I see my ex, Jun 13, 2014
I breathe heavily.. Not because I'm nervous, but because I want to take as much oxygen from her as possible.
Points: 39 1 comments
Tengaged: The Economic Model Jun 12, 2014
If,
Tengaged = Real World

1. Increase in rookies charity and thus T$ supply = Increase in minimum wage

2. # of shops the same = Supply the same Real world

3. More t$ means increase in demand for designs = Demand increases Real world

4. Design prices increase = Increase in prices Real world

Result: Higher priced crap, Everyone ends up with the same shit anyways.
Points: 39 0 comments
Go fuck yourself with a hotpocket Jun 11, 2014
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Hello, my name is Two words I'm bringing sexy back

I thought I was an atheist until I realized I'm a god.

Hello, here I am.

Sassy was here.

The lil' guff farts like a whale

Shut up noob! Go back to your house on Noob island!

Beer There's nothing funny about this blog...
Sent by RavenclawfanISBACK,Jun 17, 2014

Beer is a fresh of breath air.
He just love chain restaurants.
Matter of fact he ate at apple bees 12 times during stars week

#thundercunt #noob4ever

embarrassing gym moment
Jun 18, 2014 by MickJagger
I was at the bottom of the hole on a deep, beautiful squat. Just as I started to push up I feel the firm hug of my shorts/underwear release and the mighty winds of the Nordic sea rushed against my asshole.

Brothers, this was a bittersweet moment. I felt the cool breeze touching my supple buns at a time when it is needed the most, but my backpussy was laid bare for the world to see. Coming from a "used to have no ass" guy, this was also foreign territory for me.

I've never been more explosive out of the hole in my life. Switched to more stretchy shorts fabrics and boxer briefs from that day forward.

To make matters worse (or better depending on perspective) a guy said "nice cheeks" as I moved quickly for the door.

vlut
Jul 14, 2014 by MelloJello
a virgin that acts like a slut.

:)

Life is one big party when you're still young
Jul 14, 2014 by JeffWinger

+3 points SmoothStalker12 1 min ago
sometimes you just need to be milked after a long day of work
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Stop calling me a homo or you will be sorry, imbeciles!
bRONY 4 LYFE
-Ho_Mo


♡ real bitches been bad bitches from BIRTH ♡

Meh

You smell like a slutty oaf! -Beans

#topbitches
Best wof: 49350

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Hello, my name is I'm not a multi so stop asking.
Hello, here I am.

I thought I was an atheist until I realized I'm a god.

The lil' guff farts like a whale.
Meh.

Love and hate are two sides of the same coin. Neither is right or wrong.

You can't be that dumb Beer
Sent by Tengaged_Moderation,Jul 17, 2014

Beer is a fresh of breath air.
He just love chain restaurants.
Matter of fact he ate at apple bees 12 times during stars week

I sleep how I was born. Nekad. I wear a cup though to avoid being deftly kicked in the family jewels. -Cordell

Here's to honor — get on 'er, stay on 'er, and if you can't come in 'er, come on 'er

#thundercunt #noob4ever


http://www.tengaged.com/blog/Jouix/5606138/tengaged-tips-tricks
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/Timster/5622836/yahoo-has-most-hillbilly-people

You smell like a slutty Øaf! -Beans
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Dream avi if I had one
http://www.tengaged.com/design/id-163934/bunny-skin
http://www.tengaged.com/design/id-163608/male-spongebob-skin
http://www.tengaged.com/design/id-163863/happy-background
http://www.tengaged.com/design/id-85532/aielileo
Check my blog: http://www.tengaged.gov
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=Edit Profile 3=
Hello, my name is I'm not a multi so stop asking.
Hello, here I am.
I am destined to become noob overlord and Chief of the noob clans.
#thundercunt #noob4ever


St. Noobs Day: August 1
Noob Day: December 25

Out of the ashes of sad beer        Edit Post
Jul 30, 2014 by Beer
Does not come mean beer, but rather Happy beer :D

since it started raining
Jul 30, 2014 by mikespike
All my girlfriend has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse ill have to let the cunt back in
Check my blog: http://noobpower.tengaged.gov
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Points: 19 3 comments
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