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Seattle Mariners

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I call myself ugly all the time May 4, 2020
Do you know why?

Because it's true, mostly.

But also, I don't consider it to be an insult, I wear it as a badge of honor. The biggest difference between ugly and pretty people is the fact that society doesn't care about ugly people.

Which means, everything I've ever had
everything I've ever accomplished,
I earned that shit.
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better vocalist? May 4, 2020
Chris Cornell or Eddie Vedder
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stars support May 2, 2020
sprtsgy1989
jasonxtreme

Gl my dudes
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I woke up this morning with a girl in my bed May 2, 2020
And she says to me "Good morning! I had such a great time last night. Thank you for being such a good listener, I really feel like we connected. "

I replied "who the fuck are you?'
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I think I discovered May 1, 2020
The best way to stop unwelcome come-on's.

Simply turn to them and say "Can I tell you the story of the Lord, Jesus Christ"

They'll turn and run, Everytime
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I'm having liver surgery tomorrow May 1, 2020
Is it a good idea to get drunk tonight?
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