Jk, this has nothing to do with any stories. Well maybe the story of my life, but that sounds dumb and corny. So on to the reason why I am writing these AMAZING things down randomly... Well it's sort of an anger release. I needed a place to type things that piss me off (and heck maybe stuff that doesn't piss me off)that my parents would never find. I thought of a childish place that I could blog( no need to take offense by this statement). Now don't worry people I don't expect you to read this I'm just blogging for the reason that all bloggers blog: because there bored with their life. Well that or because they have an interesting life but really have no friends to express these things to( No need to take offense to that either). So on to today's topic ( yes I'll be here all week people...excited?): Parents annoying and random ass needs.
Now Don't get me wrong my mother's a great person, but she's annoying as fuck. My mother since I was a little kid has always wanted me to play with her hair. ALWAYS. And I mean always. If I'm taking a shower: play with mom's hair. Even if I'm taking a shit?...: play with mom's hair. She won't even tell you how long she wants you to play with her hair for either. She wants you to stand there and play with her hair as she goes on the computer and you stand and do nothing without giving you a finish line. It's horrid because you are stuck there wondering why the next minute has not arrived, wondering how many more of these never ending minutes you have to endure!
I used to expect (excuse my vulgar language) that my mother secretly under all that hair had thousands of clitorises all over her scalp. My mother will do ANYTHING to get you to play with her hair. I swear to god she would walk up to a hobo on the street and tell him to play with her hair. She also does this annoying thing where on the off chance that she does give you a finishing time, once you are finished she denies it and says that I haven't been there that long. She is so convincing that even I start to believe her. You people can not imagine how many times I've gotten in trouble because of whining or 'giving her grief ' about her mother 'f' ing hair. " You don't appreciate ever thing I do for you " blah blah blah and another blah.
So Now that my short but annoying rant is over I guess I'll give you a reason to comment (Not that I'm expecting you do because I'm a "NEWB" and have no friends) SO the question is:
Do you have any weird annoying parents desires that you must fulfill?
