With all the drama and constant complaining about everything I have decided to make some blogs to hopefully cheer people up and not be so serious!! :)
1)Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
2)You spend the first 2 years of you childs life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
3)My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
4)Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
5)If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of credit card payments.
6)Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs
