The teacher enters the room and then asks: Pedrinho, what has four legs, is meow, rises in telhadoe has an olive in the nose?
Olive-ers, I know not.
And the cat-Pedrinho, the olive was just to complicated.
Again the teacher asks: Luizinho, what is not kite flying, but has not spout nozzle, is placed in milk and coffee and guava has a mouth?
Goiaba-ers, I know not.
It is pot-Luizinho, the guava was just to complicated.
Now Jack is with me-she says.
Jack was the capetinha the class and asked the teacher:
-Ers, what is long, plump, has a red tip, women like to put in the mouth and has two balls?
Aprofessora furious, says: "Johnny, you're kicked out of class!
Easy-ers, is lipstick. The two balls was just to complicated!
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A girl's garden was invited to a party where
would have to wear dress, something she did not use, because
walking-only trousers and without panties.
There was intimate clothing store near by, then
she had an idea: Remember that the storage of a
village near the farm, selling empty bags. As the
girl sewn well, do your own panties! She
was up there, bought a bag of cloth, ran for
sewing machine and put a beautiful panties.
On the day of the party, put the piece done in house,
put the dress and took a bus to go to the party.
How was accustomed to use trousers,
sat up in the banks and the willingness of legs
open. In his front was not a hick
took his eyes off her. After two hours, the
girl was upset and asked:
- What was rustic, never seen a celebrity?
The rustic took a breath and replied:
- Óia girl sees panties I have ever seen, but writing "diet
you dick, "is the first veiz.
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