I really hate slurpees. Sure they're great at first, but then around ten seconds later, with your hand on your head, "Oh god...OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE! This was a horrible decision!" The one thing I hate almost as much as slurpees is brain freeze, oh, and another thing I hate is when your foot falls asleep and you try to walk it off and it just gets worse and worse. Wow, what if your foot fell asleep while you had brain freeze and you were being force fed a slurpee? Ooh! I'm gonna submit that for Saw VI!
You know that thing that people say before they're about to tell someone off or be a complete tattle tale? I believe it's "I hate to be 'that guy'." It seems like everyone hates to be that guy, but the truth is, we all just LOVE to be that guy. We love to tell someone off, we love to reveal some big secret, we love to blow someone's cover, and you know why? Because it makes us feel either brave, smart or a mixture of both. Because in our heads, we are either saying "Wow, I'm so smart. I'll bet nobody ever expected this." or "I was the only one brave enough and bold enough to speak up" And here is everyone else right here...no, wait, their not saying anything, their just looking at you in awkward silence, and that's when it hits you. "Wow, I'm an idiot."
