I really hate slurpees. Sure they're great at first, but then around ten seconds later, with your hand on your head, "Oh god...OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE! This was a horrible decision!" The one thing I hate almost as much as slurpees is brain freeze, oh, and another thing I hate is when your foot falls asleep and you try to walk it off and it just gets worse and worse. Wow, what if your foot fell asleep while you had brain freeze and you were being force fed a slurpee? Ooh! I'm gonna submit that for Saw VI!