It seems like I can't join a frookies these days without having the first algo nom target me down like I'm Osama. Then, even when I have people who are supposed to "save" me, they jump ship faster then 22 Cubans who fled from their homeland and are being tracked down by the Coast Guard. So what I can't tell, is if it's bad luck, or if people genuinely want to shove a rusty trident up my bum hole. Anyone know the answer?
My predictions for the 14 people (other then frat and raffle winners) I think will/I would like to see join stars 300. Any one you think is a better fit?
So one of the worst kept secrets on tengaged is the fact that me and Czucker are boys. One thing most people don't know about us is that we are both going off to start our freshman years of college in a couple of weeks. We both agreed that it's time we say goodbye to Tengaged. Sure we might check in from time to time or come back at some point because it's hard to stay away, but for the most part, we will both be gone, if not forever, at least for a while. We thought it would be a cool and fun idea if we got fucking hammered one night and made a vlog answering your questions, or giving our opinions about some of you. So, we want to know what questions you guys want answer or if you want us to give our opinion about you or anyone else on the site. Comment as many questions or opinions you want answered and we'll do as many of them as we can while vlogging.
This vlog will not only answer these questions but finally rid the rumors some people believe that we are multis.
guess your dick length. Don't be mad if I guess way smaller (basing my guesses on your personality and the national averages)
dinosaurdan - 6.47 inches BlakeisBack - 5.82 inches JetsRock12 - 5.98 inches czucker - 3.78 centimeters (conversion= 1.488189 inches) SomebodyAwesome - 5.55 inches (repeating of course) sharpshooter4 - 5.12 inches but the veins make you even more masculine JGoodies - 5.00872 inches StaRfReSh33 - Based off of your avi and the logarithm I've created. I can say without a shred of doubt 6.91 inches AmandaBynes - Sober: 3.22 inches. High as shit on coke: 7.72 inches Bowler23 - 6.82 inches but seems to look like 7.5 Jeffwinger - 8.82 inches...flaccid Joshlyn34 - 6.31 which is most likely due to the left turn you suffer from Zuelke - 4.77 inches garrievans97 - You get mad at people easily to show your "dominance" to try and compensate for your peep. But it turns out that you have nothing to compensate for with your 6.5 incher.