starting off the top five, we have the infamous jury holders. We've all made it to the finals of a frookies game before, and there's always someone who was so bitter about their eviction that they are disgusted at voting for EITHER finalist, so what's the solution, ah, that's right, you don't vote at all! You think that you're making a huge stand against the final two of your game. You're showing them that your ninth place position awards you a ton of power! You're the baddest bitch in this joint, making the final two wait an anticipation-filled and excruciating 12 hours to see who will be awarded the life changing 25 karma, because you're just too bitter to even consider voting for a deserving finalist.
Even though people who say they're holding usually don't end up holding, it's just so cruel to users like BBLover96 and HUmanMustard who just can't stand the thought of not joining the filling frookies with @Halloween's premade.
And the kicker for this is that jury holders don't just sit quietly and not vote, oh no, they usually are very verbal and open as to why they're holding the jury vote. If you're lucky, you might get called some bannable words over skype, and attacked as a human being over not using a power of veto.
I find this funny because I can't imagine people like this on the real Big Brother, which most of us (including myself) aspire to be on. Will you just sit in the jury chair for twelve hours and let algo decide the winner of Big Brother 18? Will you call the finalists "shitfaces" on Live television? I'd be interested to find out.
Bottom Line: If you're not prepared to cast a jury vote, don't join frookies.
Coming in at sixth on our list, we have orange levels who play survivor. This entire population of people are an absolute train wreck, and throwing themselves into a survivor a tribe is definitely not a good idea.
We've all played survivor before, and there's always one of them on the tribe, how is it so obvious? They stick out like a BengalBoy blog. We can all pick you out of the tribe, scoring 200 on numbers with full time, and 6k in WoF. The complete liability of the tribe. However, if it's not easy to pick out an orange level in your survivor tribe, please enjoy this list of ways to make sure this tribemate takes the fall before you face Rebelman2227's tribe at day change. Some things that this group of people say and do include, but are not limited to:
- Constantly stoking the fire
- asking if they can stoke the fire
- asking the purpose of stoking the fire
- eating other people's food
- never hunting
- being a consistent low scorer (I'm looking at you Max7313)
- starting a tribe with the welcome message
"Hey guys! It's my first survivor :) super excited! No skype, pm me!"
- starting a tribe and waiting 17 hours before someone else joins
- eating with no fire
- playing the challenge after repeatedly being told to sit
Perhaps my irritation with this group of people is caused by my impatience, but I know I'm not the only one who lets out a groan when you see one tag along on your tribe. Some things that they do make me question if my 11-year-old sister would be a better tribe mate.
Coming in at number seven, we have the spammer. The infamous title given to those who are going for a shop, or those who are desperate enough to spend hours of their life asking other users to plus a design in hopes of getting one themselves, regardless of what category, we can all agree it's a little annoying. What's that? I got a mail?! Maybe it's a gift! Maybe it's a message from a friend who I haven't spoken to in a while! Maybe that person from my group game finally voted! Oh, what's that? You want my juicy +14? That's a disappointment.
However, I couldn't limit this to just regular spammers, since there's such a wide variety. I also want to make a point on spammers that pretend to care about your personal life, but we all know that they just want those Gemma Lips from shops and could give a shit about how you're doing. Some of the famous spammer mail topics include, but are not limited to:
- Hi, How's your day going?
- How are you?
- I love your avatar!
- Hey, remember me?
If anyone ever spammed me with something like: "Hey man, I don't give two shits about your day. Can you plus?" I'd plus the shit outta whatever they were asking.
I just can't stand how spammers like to pretend to give a fuck. You're not fooling anyone.
Coming in at number eight, we have the good old frookies premade! Of course, we're all guilty of this at one point or another, but the reason this made the list is because of the group of people on this website who will not join a frookies game without an eight person skype chat backing them. They ride to the finals getting +7's on every "gl noms" or "lmao flopped pov" post they have in the game, and I'm sitting here rolling my eyes on a -4. This seems to be a very recurring scenario on this website for me. Look at that! Six yellow levels in the filling frookies? Let's join! We all have the moment when we're sitting pretty in a cast of noobs, but first, here comes @Halloween and their premade of five! Count your blessings and buckle up, because you're about to be called a shitload of ridiculous names and negged until the cows come home.
Coming in at number nine on our list, we have all of the TV Stars who think it's funny to trick noobs by saying "Join survivor for a gift!" This bothers me for a number of reasons. First off, there's no way on God's green earth that you're even going to consider gifting ten different orange level players just for spending 20 T$, you're not fooling the vast majority of the tengaged population. This also irritates me because people will say or do anything to avoid going against a tribe that you just might not 10-0, not to mention that your tribe has about 14,000 merges as it is. Wouldn't it be so tragic if your merge streak of twelve came to an end? The second part of this that grinds my gears is the orange levels who believe them. Then you wanna mail that TV Star and ask when they'll be getting their gift, and they promise it before next day change in shops, and wanna guess when your noob ass is gonna get that wide grin? Fucking never. All you got was robbed of 20 T$ and a nice 18th place for your profile.
Coming in at number ten, we have people who feel the need to buy four ads at once. Listen, I pay attention to ads just as much as the next guy, which isn't much at all. I don't understand why you feel the need to link your Ombre Gemma Weave at every turn on the site. It's like when you're in a funhouse with the mirror maze and your reflection is surrounding you and there's no way to escape it. Don't you think that if you have the same ad on the blogs page, all designs, all games, all profiles, AND all groups, we wouldn't plus it if we wanted to? And then you feel the need to spend an extra 500 T$ to keep all four of the same ads up in the same spot for another 24 hours? Really? Anyone who wanted to leave a juicy +15 on your gemma weave clearly would have already done so. Stop shoving your microsoft paint ad in my face.
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