microwave
fridge
clothes
board to tack things to
mini whiteboard for your door
calendar
underwear
bedspread
computer
cell phone
cell phone charger
ds
pokemon
ipod
turntables
55 gallons of very necessary fresh water
a plastic foot with three toes
A note card with a V on it so you can literally give them your V-card pepper spray
leash
spare underwear
litter box
books
razor
3 lbs. of cooked hamburger
ashtray
nail clippers
allergy pills
slippers
robe
stuffed raccoon
glasses made from old soda cans
live turtle
dead turtle
catnip
spare keyboard
video game system
hats
tv dvd collections
entire family dvd movie collection
portable dvd player
fanny pack
notebooks
mp3 of MLK's I Have A Dream Speech
written copy of MLK's I Have a Dream Speech
Elephant tusk
parka
barbie dream house
ken's dream house
at least one real life version of a toy story toy
a cardboard cutout of your favorite president
anything with photoshop capabilities
handheld monopoly game
real monopoly game
pokemon version of monopoly game
800 dice
48 pack of condoms
lamp
socks
tennis shoes
sandals
putter and golf balls
tennis racket and balls
spare teeth
laundry basket
wallet
spare cell phone battery
some outdated toy from the 80's
a piece of crashed plane
vaccine for cloven hoof disease
eppy pens
ballpoint pens
felt pens
pen15 membership card
driver's license
ID card
glasses
sex drive
any R rated movies you can buy
anything that you've stolen in the past 6 months
and mechanical pencils.
is that about it?
