For every 50 points ill post something dumb/fucked up/weird that robertguajardo has said over the past week or so!
50: me: “rob do you know who anne frank is?” #robert: “yeah she came out of that movie... whats it called? oh the fault in our stars!”
100: "is bi-racial a black person mixed with an african?"
150: * eliortiz1234 and i talking about hitler for some reason* #robert: "who is hitler? you guys talk about him a lot. is he banned or something?"
200: * cfff and i talking about our favourite fruit juices* #brian: "rob whats your favourite?" #robert: "my favourite is strawberry milk."
250: #robert: "whats pole vaulting”
me: *explains* #robert: “don't you have to be naked for that"
me: "no..." #robert: "oh wait thats a stripper pole”
300: #robert "i wanna hear lachie227's australian accent"
me: "what about mine rob? #robert: *yells* "YOU'RE AFRICAN, STOP TRYING TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT"
350: me: "hey rob, how many world wars were there?" #robert: "four, two in america, one in china and one in africa"
450: *talking about how jewish people don't celebrate christmas* #robert: “if you're jewish do you not get christmas break?”
me “its not like the principal is like ‘jewish people must go to school'” #robert “if i was principal, i would”
500: *PLAYING MONOPLY* leXXXy: “I’m going to buy tokyo” #robert: “you’re buying the whole state?"
550: *talking about what other versions of tg people have* #robert: “i have to do .es words, but i don’t even know french”
600: me: " eliortiz1234 can i lick you"? #eliortiz: "yes"
me to eli: "can rob lick you" #eliortiz: "no" #robert: *yells* "OKAY, KICK ELI OFF THE CALL NOOOWWWW"