What's up with those douchebags at the bar with jelled hair and tight t shirts. It's ridic. I live in Canada for god sakes, not jersey shore. If you wanna be a little guido wanna be than ship yourself somewhere where that's the trend. I'm pretty sure you need to confirm yourself as douchebag before they allow you to become that tan. Half the time it's tiny 5'4 guys looking like that... they look look more from Wonka Shore than jersey show.
Cool it, pal!