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Awkward Boners in P.E.

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+/- Jun 15, 2017
+ for the only good survivors are rupert and ozzy because they catch the fish and if u dont have fish then u r bad survivor sandra is dumb idiot she suck in challenge big dumby loser more like suckdra because she is suck and they should bring back boston rob because he manipulate ppl like a boss and super villain big boy and cirie is fat and she no like leaves how can she evr catch fish russl shuld hav one survivor bcuz he is king of survivr an he find the idol which is just liek catch fish joe is hot and catch my fish if u know what saying survvor best show only better show is grey antomy

- for i don't think cirie was robbed in the game changers finale.  the game of survivor is fair for everyone.  cirie was eliminated not only because of her lack of forethought, but tai's lack of thought in general.  there comes a point when it's just too late to save yourself.  that moment for her was standing up at the f7 tribal and trying to play a power that wasn't hers to play.  she threw tai under the bus, made her ally sarah not trust her, and accidentally got out her right hand lady michaela.  if aubry was voted out like sarah planned, then tai wouldn't have been able to use the hii on her in the f6, which ultimately is what got her out.  even if tai used it on aubry in f7, he would've expended one of the idols that made cirie get snuffed by default the following tribal.  maybe a chain reaction of idol plays could've happened?  cirie would've been safe nonetheless.  this one crucial round was where cirie should've been under the radar, but instead she tried to channel the ghost of Ciera "#BigMewvs #SheVotedOutHerMom" Eastin, which may have looked impressive to the jury if it worked, but it just didn't.  the move was not successful, but it was still fun to watch develop.  cirie is always a treasure to watch.  she made a terrible, terrible move but i think that alone is kinda the point of "game changers."  there were people who were cast that made sly moves, spectacular moves, stupid moves (omg Survivor 36: Sly Moves v. Spectacular Moves v. Stupid Moves??) and in this case cirie made a stupid move, but a move was made nonetheless.  cirie is still the quintessential survivor strategist.  she made one mistake and in this case it was the mistake that made her game fall apart.  it's the fatal flaw in her storyline.  but with that mistake, cirie made survivor history and became the first to be voted out with literally 0 votes (im sure there technically have been others but please don't poke holes in cirie's iconicness).  she had such a beautiful moment that would've gone amiss had the sequence of events that occurred were different.  i had goosebumps watching cirie, who is probably the most legendary non-winner in survivor history, realizing along with everyone else there that she was effectively just voted out with not a single vote... and jeff didn't even open the urn!  these are just one of the many things that makes cirie a goddess in every sense of the word.  she isn't a goddess because she was "robbed" - that would make her a victim.  she is a goddess because she makes moments like this happen, intentional and not intentional ones, in the pursuit of a million dollars.  i remember watching survivor panama, cirie's premiere season 12 years ago and the 12th season of survivor overall. in the first episode there were talks of voting cirie out first.  she lucked out though, and tina got voted out instead.  if cirie had been voted out, we would've lost her in the vestiges of irrelevance forever, but her legacy still lives on and she'll be immortalized in survivor history.  this, really, is what makes her a survivor.   i think we ought to celebrate a cherish what cirie accomplished this season and in her entire survivor career, which she built from the couch up.  i think she really embodied everything that this season was meant to embody, and that's why probst and the reunion audience gave her that well-due round of applause and honor.  you didn't see them crying or shaking their fist at her elimination.  there's no point in crying over spilled milk.
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ther is nuthing in dis blog Jun 15, 2017
TROLOLOLOLOLOLO UMAD BRO THERE IS SUMTHING HEAR LOLOL PROBLEM? I M MASTER TROLLER AND U HAV BEEN TROLLED LYK A BOSS! LE EPIC TROLL TROOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
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Ranking the Survivor seasons Jun 15, 2017
according ONLY to their casts, and how good of characters they are. So even if a cast is overall likable, it could be ranked very low for having few standout/great characters. Remember this ranking does NOT reflect my feelings on these seasons as a whole. Also, keep in mind this is ranking the casts overall, meaning if a season has spawned one of the best characters in Survivor history but the rest of the cast is superbly dull, it's probably going to score low
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Heroes vs Villains (and I dont think it's ever going to be topped honestly)
All Stars
Cagayan
Pearl Islands
Kaoh Rong
Tocantins
Panama
Cambodia (on paper)
The Australian Outback
Worlds Apart (fucking sue me)
Millennials vs Gen X
China
Blood vs Water
Micronesia
Africa
South Pacific
Vanuatu
Marquesas
Game Changers
San Juan del Sur
Philippines
Borneo
Cook Islands
Fiji
Gabon
Palau
The Amazon
Samoa
Nicaragua
Guatemala
Redemption Island
Caramoan
Thailand
One World
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WORST

#survivor
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I really hope that Ryan Ulrich Jun 15, 2017
the skinny lil bellhop on next season of Survivor, DOESN'T get the growth storyline

Like Aubry and David are glowing examples of it done right, they both morph from this person completely in over their head to these strategic masterminds controlling the entire merge. They're like battle hardened by the game and it's genuinely very compelling, I think they're both VERY good characters, Aubry being one of my favorites of all time and I believe David managed to slither his way into my top 30.

That being said, I dont want this to be a copy and paste story arc. I dont want them to cast the weak little nerd character every single season, it seems like they may do this same storyline with Ryan, and it's just too soon. I don't want this genuine, powerful, entertaining arc to just be a common thing, and im really bad at first impressions like this but as of now Ryan seems to lack the charisma Aubry and Big Dick Dave possess that make them pull it off successfully.

Ryan strikes me as more Cochran and less Dave/Aubry (and dont get me wrong, I know im in the minority but I fucking love Cochran). Cochran and Dave/Aubry are NOT similar characters just because they're all nerdy. Cochran is the court jester, the guy no one including himself believes in and is there to score some laughs. Despite winning he never really evolves into this powerful Survivor behemoth, he remains this goofy little sock puppet. My impression of Ryan is that he kind of more belongs in this Cochran camp, but production may try and turn him into a Dave/Aubry, and I just really hope that's not the case.

#survivor
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Honest question Jun 15, 2017
are you a little embarrassed over your enjoyment of Survivor/Big Brother or whatever stupid bullshit reality show you watch?

For a while I was, I mean, Survivor still does great in ratings, but also its very rare that I find someone who still actively enjoys it, so idk I find it kinda embarrassing despite it being my favorite show, but at this point its kind of become a running joke with people who know me irl (like people jokingly using the hashtag #getnickonsurvivor2k17), so at this point I just own it
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PYN Jun 14, 2017
and i'll tell you which Minion you are XD 0_o :3 rawr :*
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