Why do you need so many damn pieces of paper for me to get a visa to come into your country? This pile is about a centimetre high and it's not even complete.
TRUST ME. I JUST WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOUR ATTRACTIVE CITIZENS like seriously.
Ah, I tried to upload a photo of my pile of papers but it didn't work. Basically there's a pile of forms and letters and shit I have to submit when I go for my visa application meeting on tuesday and it's honestly a centimetre high
