Oompah, loompah, doopity day,
If you are wise you'll listen to (may),
What do you get with a bottle of...'dye'?
It turns your hair into green with a...'sigh'.
Though the seller said it would take all the...'night'
He took you for a fool because you truly...aren't...bright....
The mother and the father..."doo-doo do doo doo doo-doo dooo"
Oompah, loompah, dimpity die,
You fell for a man's impecable lie,
Now you will see once you listen to me,
For green will be you...see your...hear your, googity lay!