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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Funny Wordplay 2

Jul 16, 2010 by Gallaz
Here's some more :)

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I'll show
you A-flat miner..

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully
recovered.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France,
resulted in Linoleum Blownapart

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge i t.

A calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
('Taint none of it mine lately!!)

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never
developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be
exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she
thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

Comments

LOL i love these! :)

Please play my quick game?
http://www.tengaged.com/group/1397/forum/topic/2627118
Sent by Sizzle_xD,Jul 16, 2010
Unfortunately, im white level, so i cant :(
maybe in the future :)
Sent by Gallaz,Jul 16, 2010

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