Hey, hi, hello, my musiqué queens. Are you ready for your critiques? How you doin'? I take time but I always deliver your critiques... remember that! Also, I'm now on college vacations and I can finally have time to make a final effort to finalize our music contest. Let's get it started.
*6 queens remaining on the stage...* Tonight, no one is safe. You all represent the tops and the bottoms of the episode. Here are your critiques, in no particular order:
mathboy9 ━━ Coco & Clair Clair ‘’Pop Star’’ & Bloc Party ‘’Signs’’ ━━ mathboy! It’s very clear to me that this episode is a great recovery from last episode’s bottom 2 and you are definitely back on your top-tier-track record! First of all, your GG Best Music Moment choice was very unique among the other contestants although I don’t find the scene itself that exciting… Like I said, the uniqueness in your point of view gives you points: the emotional end with Blair hugging a crying Chuck blends beautifully with the change of beat that occurs at the end of the song. Now, what really stood out on your runway was your choice for the It Girl Realness: I loved it! I had never heard of Coco & Clair Clair before and they are such cute-flaming-hot-cheetos divas serving me some bubblegum it-girl. It sounds amazing and the lyrics definitely fit the theme. Good job!
boyfriend ━━ MISS WORLD ‘’DON'T U WANNA BE ME SOMETIME?’’ & Robyn ‘’Dancing On My Own’’ ━━ Maya! Let’s start with your GG Best Moment: I don’t even have to say how much I love this song and I do like this scene (bc of Chuck and Blair, Serena who?) BUT-and here I have to write a BIG BUTT- the edit of this scene when they kiss is super duper tacky!!! It’s horrible and it makes no sense… In fact, it makes me wanna laugh so hard after their amazing dialogue… Can you relate to this feeling? I’ll admit that you posted your choice and after I watched it, it got stuck in my head and I cannot let go of my thoughts on that edit until nowadays. About your It Girl Realness choice, I love the Clueless concept behind it and the effort of Miss World trying to portray a real it-girl! The song also has lovely beats and vocals that remind me of a bubblegum-Clairo version… my only problem is that the lyrics seem to be a big shade/irony about the it girl lifestyle, like a modern social criticism.
Lukesaur ━━ Tinashe ‘’Rascal (Superstar)’’ & The Pretty Reckless ‘’Make Me Wanna Die’’ ━━ Heya Luke! I have to say that your GG Best Moment was really an amazing choice: the fact that the producers chose a Taylor Momsen song to play in such an iconic scene gave just the right kick for the show… and the blonde lady pretending to be Serena is the icing on the cake. When it comes to your It Girl Realness, I loved it-but, in my opinion, even though Rascal is a bop, lyrically, it lacks the socialite part. I get that she has a socialite lifestyle by being rich, famous and being her own kind of an It Girl… However, it could be even better if she expressed something related to her friends/pawls/gurls having the same lifestyle or making her an It Girl w/ a lot of contacts.
spinfur ━━ Royane ‘’Click’’ & Lana Del Rey ‘’Video Games’’ ━━ Hello spinfur! First of all, I have to say that your performance was jaw dropping! Your choice for the GG Best Music Moment was consistent and represents a very emotional moment for the Chuck+Blair shippers (I used to be one, lmfao). Not only Lana’s voice intensifies Chuck’s speech and it shows a different side of the character but also next to the other Chuck and Blair moments that were chosen, yours doesn’t sexualize them. About your It Girl realness, girl… you went for a risky and bold choice by taking a different approach than the other contestants who were mainly focused on representing the It Girl as a girly-Paris Hilton-2000’s vibe… and it WORKED. You were serving me some Strong-Latina-It-Girl-Realness-Vibes and I loved it, also, your choice fits lyrically and you got me addicted to its amazing beats. Nice call!
Brandonator ━━ Lady Sovereign ‘’Love Me or Hate Me’’ & Lady Gaga ‘’Bad Romance’’ ━━ Hey Brandon! The fact that Lady Gaga featured Gossip Girl is amazing, and Blair introducing her is super iconic. However, for your GG Best Moment, the magic about the scene ends there (Lady Gaga performing as Lady Gaga)... I’d like to see the music playing at the same time of a memorable scene, so the audio could contribute to making the visuals even more intense… and besides Lady Gaga, nothing really special happens here. Your It Girl Realness got me VERY confused… I must confess that I didn’t liked your song choice that much (sonically speaking) and the lyrics and just… the representation of a troll lady saying that she can be whoever she wants to be and she doesn’t give a f*ck about what people think of her. Based on that, I can see the it-girl attitude here but that’s all… it doesn’t make me gag about the It Girl Jantasy.
Based on that, I've made some decisions: #Lukesaur... You're safe and you may join the other girls...
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. #spinfur, you've got me addicted to CLICKS, mimosas and VIDEO GAMES... #mathboy9, can I be your POP STAR while I cry on your shoulder?...
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. #mathboy9, you're safe. #spinfur, Congratulations, you're the winner of this episode's challenge. You won a cash tip of 10 dollars and a flight to Brazil!
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Unfortunately, boyfriend and Brandonator... you are the bottom 2 of this episode...
Two queens stand before me. Ladies, you had your chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination...
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. #boyfriend: Shantay, you stay. #Brandonator: you brought so much love for this competition, sadly, tonight you served us a bad romance... now, sashay away, my queen...
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*Brandonator walks by across the stage to leave*
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BRANDONATOR! WAIT!... I don't think I saw the last of you just yet. Don't go my queen... shantay, you also stay and lives to fight another day to slay!... But before you join the other girls, do me a favor and bring tswiftlover13 right over here...
It has come to my knowledge that you are a very sneaky lady who participates in everyone's reality contests and does not comit to it just because you are bored/or the results doesn't come out as the way you want it to come... so, please, doodyful and melindaMrskk, help me to kick this queer outta here!
#tswiftlover13: Sashay away, bruh. I'm done. ps. Just have the decency to reply my mails if you are going to quit.
tswiftlover13 So you're saying Geryon isn't allowed to have a life outside and just focus solely on this game until its finished? Sis thats ridiculous Geryon has been really professional given that they have a life outside and don't have time to post episodes consistently, and most people understand that since we've all been there. It's literally a blog game where you post youtube links, it's not that serious.
Good riddance since you're the unprofessional one being impatient and not understanding
You talking about Fern Project? I didn't quit cause I landed in the bottom 2 I had too much on my plate and I needed to drop something so I did stop trying to spin a narrative without knowing the full story hun. Heck I even threw that week I was eliminated like didn't you see what I posted as my challenge since I wasn't planning to continue in the group since I just had too much.
You have this all "I AM BETTER THAN THOU" attitude from ever since I met you and I'm just fucking done with you thinking you're better than everyone else. Go be toxic elsewhere thank you
tswiftlover13 Girl, tell me something I don't know. I know that I'm not professional about consistently posting the results: I even did an entire episode where you could all roast me bc of that, lol. You should go take a look in the mirror so you can realize what a coward you are cuz you commit to EVERYONE'S group games and quit just because. I see you, miss Taylor Swift... if only you had the decency of replying my mails in a POLITE way telling me that you'd quit, I wouldn't expose your whoish ass. Oh, and maybe you should step up your game and sophisticate your tastes... that way you could had a shot at winning something. Change your attitude, doll. KK?
And btw spinfur didn't you host a music blog game until like episode 5 or something and then stopped? Talk to me about professionalism when you become a professional.
I've never said i was better than anyone lmao quit trying to spin that narrative.
Lmao i only quit your game and doodyful's game so where is this "you quit everyone's games" Coming from? I only quit the bad games and how am I a coward you are literally taking this too far lmao but go off sis. Geryon
I don't need to spin a narrative when it's clear as day with your attitude
And like I said I had commitments then to worry about judging a music blog game with nobody winning nothing with a low priority project.
Time it takes to host something does not equal unprofessionalism, I've been in discord servers and ORGs where it takes longer then it should have but I stick with it if the host is transparent about why they can't host or why they can't do things because people have this thing called a life, and things that happen unexpectedly but NOOOO everyone should bow down to you and cater to your every will and group game because you THE QUEEN demands it.
As long as a host is open about what their schedule is and transparent with everything it's still very professional, and I actually messaged my players telling them whats going on through t-mail something you wouldn't know.
