A boy was sitting in front of a girl in a second grade class.
Just as the teacher asked, "who is the one and only?", the girl poked the boy in the head with a pencil.
The boy: OMG! Teacher: Very good!
Teacher: Who is God's son, and our lord?
The girl pokes him again
Boy: Jesus Christ! Teacher: Correct again!
Teacher: What did Eve say to Adam when they were trying to have babies?
Girl pokes boy again.
Boy: IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING AGAIN I'M GOING TO CHOP IT OFF!
