Hey cunts im bacccck. K this season is SO good but it kinda lost its magic for me with Bi out. However, I still have really high hopes for the rest of the season and really hope a new queen can fill Bi's shoes. On to my opinions and NOT urs bc urs are wrong and UGLY <3
---WE LOVE PRETTY PPL---
1. Bi Nguyen (+1) - REST IN PEACE KILLER BEE <3 I love her and honestly only someone like Bi could steal Natalie's #1 spot. She deserves #1 this week because she is a FIGHTER and needs to be BROUGHT BACK. Period. End of story. But Queen Bi fell so a new queen could rise.
2. Natalie Cole (-1) - WE LOVE MISS COLE YES WE DO!!!!! This episode was EXTREMELY worrying for Nat because although she receives negative edits in each episode, this was way more one-sided against Nat. The edit is not in favor of Nat but guess what baby? SHES WINNING. SHES THE WINNER. PERIOD. BI DID NOT FALL ON HER SWORD FOR NATALIE TO GO PREJ*RY!! NOT THE FUCK NOW NOT THE FUCK EVER!!!
3. Kara Kay (+1) - Love a cheerleader! I'm really confused as to why Kara voted the way she did but we! love! her! Without Dan, Kara needs new relationships to go on and this is best for her game. And now that Ratalia is out, she can start thriving with other pretty people. Yayyy<3
4. Angelina Keeley (-1) - Ummm rly confused as to why they didn't give her more airtime...But anywyas love this evil bitch aside from the fact that she needs to keep Natalie's name out her goddamn no-lipped mouth. But yeah <3 Yay her <3
5. Alec Merlino (+5) - I HAVE TO LAUGH! I must! Firstly, welcome to Survivor boo about the fuck time you arrived. Second off, ur hot. Third off, LMFAOOOOOOOO. OMFG Natalia was all like "omg I have Alec wrapped around my finger" and Alec said some "NOPE". LOL love it. Love you. Love it all.
---DONT RLY CARE AB U, SORRY---
6. Dan Rengering (-) - Damnit Daniel I try. I really FUCKING try to like you. But you're boring. The only reason you're so high is because a) ur hot and b) u wont vote Kara out. Other than that, booooo ur boring. Do something exciting boo. Lets get Christian out hb that??? <3
7. John Hennigan (-2) - Hmmmm yeah I'm starting to regret putting him in my top 5 last week. If he works with Chr*stian it's OVER for him. I knew to not trust a white man but I acted up last week. However if he goes back to working with Nat he can FUCK! ME! <3
8. Gabby Pascuzzi (+8) - Wait lowkey....now that Bi's out I actually like this bitch. Like awww omg i pity you, nerd <3 Her crying scene was actually cute this week but she needs to get her shit together. Make a move against Christian <3 hahaha <3
9. Natalia Azoqa (+8) - LOL NO CAP BUT I KINDA LIKED HER THIS EP. Awwww poor Natalia. I gave her the kiss of death last week. Here is a quote by ME regarding Natalia "I'm manifesting Natalia or Gabby's elimination next ep. <3" And looks like yet again I've manifested the person voted off. Natalia, you were iconic this episode but you did this to urself. Shoulda just sat there and ate your rice. See you at the finale where Natalie will be taking her crown <3
---LOL TBH ID RATHER WATCH OLD MEN PEE THAN WATCH THESE LOSERS---
10. Davie Rickenbacker (+2) - I know the edit wants me to like him but...I dont. He even admitted that he's a nerd. Only + for him is that he basically hates white ppl and I do too! Twinz <3 But fr u can go baby.
11. Elizabeth Olson (-) - Never thought I'd rank a redn*ck this high but..here I am. Dont fucking like her but as long as she keeps bonding with Kara, she may stay in the lower middle of the pack as opposed to her stereotype's usual spot at the bottom. Watch it, cowgirl.
12. Lyrsa Torres (+1) - Hi um yes...who are you? hahahaha
13. Alison Raybould (-4) - Haha are you new here?? Never seen you before :p
---TRASH. YOU ARE TRASH. PERIOD.---
14. Carl Boudreaux (-6) - Yeah...Not really sure how this ugly old man got so high on my list last week but now that Bi AND Jess are gone it's finally cleared my mind. Carl...let's get one thing straight. I dont fucking like you. You're boring. And you're little advantage? Can suck my clit. Fuck off.
15. Christian Hubicki (-) - Hi nerd! it's me again just calling to let you know that literally NO ONE LIKES U. U are a LOSER. Bye now <3
16. Nick Wilson (-9) - Haha tbh I completely forgot about you but something about your face really disturbs me. You look like a predator. STAY THE FUCK AWAY UGLY. Anyways Im pretty sure Nick wins so like GG but like...u lose at life. Get some plastic surgery with the 1 mil or sum.
17. Mike White (-3) - Mike White...I know that in your weird, ugly, deluded, old man head you think you're some kind of a big deal...but you're not. Get over yourself, babe. It's not cute. You're not cute. I haven't liked you since the BEGINNING and this was your fucking last straw. You know what, Mike? I'm ready to see Survivor without YOU. Keep NATALIE NAPALM COLE's name out ur goddamn FILTHY mouth you low-life bottom-of-the-barrel SCUM. You're dismissed. See you at prejury ponderosa next week <3
