So I was watching Cake Boss on tv so of course I wanted cake so I went down to Meijer to get cake right on my bike because my parents won't let me drive because they don't trust me so I was on my bike and the cake was swinging and it kept swinging and im like cake stop swinging so I was yelling at my cake and went off the road and ran into a tree near a kids playground and I was all cut up and a little boy came over to me and said "What a dumbass..." I started crying laughing!