1. Essexgirl is cool so you should vote for the cool person so you yourself can become girl like Essexgirl
2. any vote for Essexgirl is a vote to save world poverty
3. If Essexgirl wins stars then the Star that represent Stars become brighter
4. I will give you a cookie if you vote for her to win
5. i will tell you the meaning of life if he wins
6. a Puppy is given away to the 100th person to vote for Essexgirl to win
7. you will win Essexgirl's eternal love if you cast your vote for her to win
8. If she gets evicted then anyone who voted for her to go out will be cursed forever
9. Because i said so
10. Obama endorsed this message
11. You will not have to Pay Tax on any dairy products
12. She is a strong player who deserves to win
13. If you have read this far you no longer have a choice you must vote for her
14. Her Avater is wearing glasses which means she must win as glasses are cool
15. She will indeed give you a picture of Retna if you keep her in
