After 170 quotes from various people posted solely for giggles the top scoring ones were put to a vote by you in order to determine which were in fact very the best of the year. The week is over and the results are in:
Best says: Blog by Someone With Two or Less Quotes: Sweetheart95 says: "My grandma takes her clothes off when she's drunk."
I imagine this makes the Christmas get together with the family quite awkward.
Best says: Blog by HeavyRain:
[Part 3] "What stage of puberty am I at?"
The answer to this is still yet to be determined.
Best says: Blog by tonym101101:
[Part 5] "I wish you could just stay wet."
Keep wishing, Tony.
Best says: Blog by anthony2011class:
[Part 3] "Do you masturbate with a knife?"
Hopefully no one here is emo enough to do this.
Best says: Blog by Aquamarine:
[Part 4] "I'd rape Shay while she is drunk."
That's one way to make her stay sober.
Best says: Blog by snoofle:
[Part 3] "I zoom in to do Wheel of Fortune."
This probably explains her scores.
Best says: Blog by The OC:
[Part 3] ShayyBayy: "Have you ever been fucked with a flag pole?" dav_o_79: "That sounds hot." RObbyROb: "Wait, with or without the flag on it?" IAmPaxton: "Does it really matter?!?"
Painful to even think about.
Best says: Blog by ianfitz0012:
[Part 7] "I love me a twelve-inch one of those."
Oh, I bet...
Best says: Blog by corey1:
[Part 14] "You can toss my wet salad."
Masturbating with the knife is starting to sound good.
Best says: Blog by Kentuckyy:
[Part 10, 11, 12, & 13] (were all posted within the same blog)
"Jesús is Jesus spelt backwards."
"A tsunami could hit Tennessee."
"I want to audition for America's Funniest Home Videos."
"If I was God I'd put an ocean in the middle of America to make it less confusing."
I don't even know what to say.
Best says: Blog by ShayyBayy:
[Part 17] "Everything I swallow goes down the wrong way."
Perhaps you should try spitting?
Best says: Blog by BbDamian:
[Part 2] "Yay, we merged! Wait...I got eleventh???"
You sure did and it was hilarious. HILARIOUS.
Best says: blog by LucyX3Jean:
[Part 34] "What's the point of having a butt-hole when it's the size of a fucking dime?"
To poop?
Top Scoring says: Blog:
620 points - The OC says: [Part 3]
Person with Overall Most Lucrative says: Blogs: LucyX3Jean – 20.80 T$ Total
Best says: Blog of the Year: BbDamian says:
[Part 2] "Yay, we merged! Wait...I got eleventh???"
After 170 quotes from various people posted solely for giggles the top scoring ones were put to a vote by you in order to determine which were in fact very the best of the year. The week is over and the results are in: