1. eliserose - Queen remains Queen. YAAAAS at getting those votes! Now slay Malibu's existence this week!
2. Rocker917 - Fuck all these people saying you are too much. I love it. YAAAS for the vote to save Elise! Slay Malibu with Elise.
3. deeannamorgan - YAAAAS at your eviction message. Send that waste of air home! <3
4. jackyboy - <3 <3 <3 Safe and you sent home the floater of all floaters. Our hero!
-----The amount of gap here is not quantifiable-----
5. saraj10 - Let's see if the minority can flip the script. Great for the drama. Comp Beast.
6. 2Beastly - You moved into this section for your vote and shadiness towards Oscar.
-----Do I have to rank these people? ughhhh------
7. The Intruder we haven't met yet
8. JordynRose - I'm sorry I thought u voted against Elise. Well congrats you still land here because you are the only floater left.
9. MichelleWilliams - You voted against the Queen. Off with your head. Take your Little Bo Peep with you. BAAAAAAAAA
10. SexGoddx - When everyone thought Jess had a bad HOH reign... you might have topped it. Didn't own up to your noms. Whined 24/7. Sucked at the Veto. And your target didn't leave.
-----Wait there are more houseguests?-----
11. Adolf Hitler
12. Casey Anthony
13. Jack the Ripper
14. That old woman who shot Selena
15. NotAfraid - Maybe when you start playing the game, stop voting against the good people in the house, and beat literally anyone at a competition... literally anyone... just don't get last....then you might be placed ahead of Jack the Ripper. Irrelevant. Who thought casting a pile of shit was a stellar idea?
I had to listen to this album for a week before I could make an accurate ranking
1. Cherry
2. Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
3. White Mustang
4. Tomorrow Never Came
5. Get Free
6. God Bless America
7. Love
8. 13 Beaches
9. Groupie Love
10. When the World Was at War
11. Coachella
12. Lust for Life
13. Summer Bummer
14. In My Feelings
15. Change
16. Heroin
1. Rocker917 - Fucking slayed the veto ceremony and snatched Malibu's wig. YAAAS
2. eliserose - If you go home this week.... I will be done. You are so lovable and funny. I have replayed your DR session about Malibu being a cunt about 10 times now. <3
3. deeannamorgan - Still queen. You have laid low this week... prob smart... want more airtime for you tho!!
4. jackyboy - Playing the game (as shown by houseguest choice). On the up and up with airtime. Really enjoying your presence.
-----Fall into the gap....CD case in the crotch area gap-----
5. saraj10 - Still great for the drama. Really enjoyed you on the "live feed"
-----Distance between the Earth and Pluto------
6. 2Beastly - Something feels forced and not genuine... not sure what it is.
7. JordynRose - FLOATERS GRAB A LIFE VEST!
8. MichelleWilliams - Making more appearance... good for you... You should be 10th for causing this shitty HOH week... but the others are just THAT irrelevant.
9. SexGoddx - You are only in this group because you are HOH. You whine and cry about literally everything. I hate nommminggggg... then don't sign up for Big Brother then! :)
-----Gap of Irrelevancy-----
10. Bridgette77 - Victoria of TBB2..... Hopefully you get the Ramses treatment this week.
-----Now that I have ranked all the TBB2 Players -----
11. NotAfraid - You suck at literally everything. 26?????? I wish I could rank you lower than 11th.
Best Week: Oscar leaves. HLC wins the battleback. One of my top 3 wins HOH.
Good Week: Oscar gets the fuck out of this house
Worst Week: Gabbie would be the worst HOH choice, but she can't win anything so I'm gonna propose a possible scenario. Elise leaves and Malibu's sheep Emyr wins HOH.
1. deeannamorgan - Yes Queen! Victim of this game. Keep slaying it!
2. Rocker917 - Happy to see some emotions from you. Fuck these noms
3. eliserose - I'm happy your safety is over because I have missed your airtime. Fuck these noms tho!
4. jackyboy - Slayed all your faves in the HOH comp. Fuck Emyr. His loss.
-----Splitting the Red Seas Gap-----
5. JordynRose - I can't tell if you or your vape has gotten more airtime at this point. Step it up!
6. saraj10 - Balls to the wall playing the game. Good for the Drama.
-----Largest Thigh Gap-----
7. 2Beastly - Meh
8. SexGoddx - Only cause you did something. It wasn't good...but you did something. Own your noms girl. You made that decision.
-----Gap of Irrelevancy-----
9. MichelleWilliams - You lasted in the HOH comp longer than you have been on camera for the past 3 weeks.
10. Bridgette77 - FLOPPPPPP. You aren't representing UT well. SMH
-----Now that I have ranked all the TBB2 Players -----
11. NotAfraid - Girl Bye! Why can't you put effort into the game like you put effort into those eviction messages?
Good Week: Backdoor of literally anyone but Dee or Jack
Bad Week: Veto isn't used
