You know a lot of people ask me, Ben? why are you so darn popular?
To them I say, this is just a daily moisturizer and the love of a good hooker.
I often see people working around with acne problems, or there hair isn't quite right, to them I say, hey four eyes, hey fugly how bout giving not being so hideous a go?
I also hear a lot of people saying "Oh poor me, my husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend" however the good lord made ya, say "Oh they cheated on me", to them I say honey, intimacy is a thing not to be trifled with, if your relationship starts to take a new turn where the emotional needs are more concerning than the physical needs, you got yourself a big problem.
