+10 The first time I took an edible I was sitting on the toilet peeing cause i was too high to stand and then i started to hear circus music.
+20 I was drunk and high at a party and made out with a random dude all night. We almost had sex but my virgin ass had enough self control to tell him no. I had to go to work the very next morning with hickeys all over me.
+30 One time I was so drunk that half way through a pina colada I vomited all over myself. Everyone there was a lesbian so it was really awkward when they forced me to change into a fresh pair of clothes and get nearly naked. They were sweet af though
+40 One time I was smoking weed with my friend and her neighbors caught us. I had to dash cause her mom was pissed and I havent been to her house since. But the high was still amazing (,:
+50 Ive never gotten caught by police smoking. But one time while my friend was on acid and while i was baked, we drove in the middle of the night and dodged four cop cars right by us. I never panicked so much while baked in my whole life and she literally went to the fucking store to buy an apple at 4 am
+60 I was high off an edible once after a graduation rehearsal and offered a random chick the rest of my edible thinking I knew her from school. I also yeeted my brand new phone into the cement for absolutely no reason other than thinking it would be funny and destroyed it.
+70 The first time I ever got drunk was an accident. Basically, my friend filled a water bottle with alcohol and i assumed it was the equivalent of one beer. Turns out, I downed six shots of bourbon and ended up vomiting in a cafe restroom. My mom also found out and I got a hangover the next morning that was god awful.
+80 I once called my mom drunk to tell her I was in the middle of nowhere and didnt know how to get home cause I forgot that I had the money to get a taxi.
