Jess - YO, KIM JONG-IL. YOU IN THERE? -bangs on the door- COME ON, IT’S NOT THAT BAD! I could've mailed it to your mom.
-Emanuel Fontzema, the 34 year old housefather of the Dickie Dollar Campers walks in, wearing a lot of women’s attire-
Emanuel - What's up?
Jess - Nothi—…. Are you wearing… Lipstick? And… Eyeliner…? HEY, YOU STOLE MY BOA! -takes boa off of Emanuel’s neck, and wraps it around her own- ARE YOU LIKE A TRANNY OR SOMETHING?!
Emanuel - That was actually my boa. Yours is in your room. And, by the way, is so last season. -snatches boa back and struts out, wearing red high heels-
Jess scoffs - What a bitch.
-Jess gets her key out and opens Yo’s door-
Jess - I'm coming in. -Yo is nowhere to be found in her room, but Jess notices the bathroom door wide open- Yo?! -walks into the bathroom and finds Yo’s body in the tub with a toaster in it with her- AHHHH!
Yo cries - IT DIDN’T WORK. I DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAD TO PLUG THE TOASTER IN.
Jess laughs - YOU DUMMY! I'm so going out there to tell all my friends that you can't even kill yourself correctly. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -leaves-
Yo cries - AHGHDHAHFNFWJXJSJA! I HATE LIFE! Where's an outlet?!
-a random man walks in and plugs the toaster in-
Yo screams - AHHHHHHHHHH! -and starts seizing and dies-
Jess and her friends walk in seconds later - YOU WILL DIE WHEN YOU SEE THIS SAD NAZI!
